When Jeff Bezos first launched Amazon in 1995, it started as an online-only site for selling books. However, the entrepreneur knew from the beginning that he wanted the site to be a platform for buying almost anything. His vision came true, and today the company is worth nearly twice as much as Walmart. I wonder, though, if Bezos ever anticipated that people would want to sell various types of merchandise through his site. While you can buy anything from clothes to camping gear, you’ll also find some pretty weird products that can be shipped to your home overnight if you so choose. So, what are the weirdest things you can buy on Amazon? I did some digging and this is what I found.
1. Political Spoiler 2-Pack Assorted Candy Dispensers
Getting ready for another Thanksgiving where you have to listen to your relatives drone on about politics? Well, you can bring some humor to the situation with these Political Poopers 2-Pack Assorted Candy Dispensers. Now, they’re showing up with Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Who knows who they might depict in the future?
It’s only $19.99, plus oh my god…I mean shipping. Shipping.
2. Giant Microbe Salmonella Typhimurium Plush Toy
If you’re tired of teddy bears, you can snuggle up with salmonella for the low price of $14.95. It also comes with a card filled with fun facts about this popular bacteria. What more do you want?
3.Happy birthday toilet paper
Most people want to get something useful on their birthday. This gives it a whole new meaning. You can buy hilarious “Happy Birthday” toilet paper for $12.99. There are several variations of TP, one of which reads “You’re the “.
4. Poo-Pourri Pre-trip Toilet Spray
Speaking of toilets, spending $9.99 on this Poo-Pourri toilet spray certainly won’t be a waste. Not only will you receive more appreciation from your friends, but you’ll definitely be invited back for your next dinner party.
5. Nose shower gel dispenser
This product may have received one-star reviews, but we give it five stars on our list of the weirdest things you can buy on Amazon. By the way, the company that makes this shower tool is called “Monkey Butt.” Enough said. Price: $19.99.
6. Smiling Asian Boy Wall Decal
This one left us speechless, but at $13.99, I guess it’s a good price, right? Can I choose door number two? Also, I think it’s more of a giggle than a “smile.”
7. Custom Nicolas Cage pillowcase
What? ! custom? ! Not to mention, this bad boy is apparently made from baby fleece fabric, which is less prone to static electricity. Let the hugging begin! Price: $4.55.
8. iscream Sugar-riffic! Vanilla Donut Pillow
Warning: This pillow is not edible, although it does look edible. (Plus, I won’t judge you for wanting to eat it, promise.) For just $17.89, you can now dream about the beauty of sugar plums all year long.
9. Poop Emoji Mini Waffle Iron
Who doesn’t love a good waffle? You can make your favorite breakfast even more fun with this poop emoji waffle iron. Imagine the laughter you will get from your children! You can buy one on Amazon for $19.99.
Weird or wonderful? you decide
Amazon may have started out as an online bookstore, but it has become a virtual playground for anyone with a sense of humor or questionable taste. Whether you’re gifting a friend a poop-themed waffle maker or decorating your bathroom with political candy dispensers, these weird finds prove there’s something for everyone. The weirdest part? Each of these oddities will be shipped to your door in just a few days. So the next time you’re browsing Amazon late at night, don’t be surprised if your shopping cart looks like a comedy sketch gone wrong.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever encountered on Amazon? Let us know in the comments below!
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